Recently I got advice from a little someone whom I like to call "The Purple Cat"
"The Purple Cat" says: (sort of abbreviated)
- Picking a partner for your relationship is like picking a worker for your company. If it doesn't click after the first two meeting....scrap 'em.
- You HAVE to use your weapons cautiously. Just like Aunt May in Spider Man, "With great power comes great responsibility" Sex appeal counts as one. Careful!
I have also added some:
- If you can play the game....so can your opponent.
- If their relationship status is empty....they usually are taken.
- If they say they're heart-breakers....they aren't kidding, man!
Side note by the Purple Cat:
- Owls are fucking scary, man. They eat koalas and shit.
- Cats are apparently adorable....?
So my question becomes.......
Dear God/Some Entity Up There,
Am I doomed? Just please give me a sign.
Thanks.
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