Random List on May 29th, 2011

So I haven't written in a while...

Let's see.


Number of past 6am encounters: 2


Chopper items acquired: 4


Eczema scars: 3 places


Pages read on HP and the DH: 416


K-pop CD: 1 (MBLAQ!)


Number of jobs: 2.


Number of steady jobs: 0.


Number of people I seemed to have lost all contact to: 1. (Where are you? >_<)


Water bottle count in my room: 3.


Flashlight count: 4.


Soccer jersey: 7. (2 Spain, 2 Liverpool, 1 Japan, 1Netherlands, 1 Chelsea (*sigh*) )


Siblings: 2 sisters...................and a new brother??? o__O

Meet Alex, my long-lost bro. (Not really but we get asked quite often if we are related.) 

Beer count within the 3 days: 6.

SHINee obsession: 150%.

Secret boyfriends: none.....not even one. If only eh? >________<;; 

Advice From "The Purple Cat"

Recently I got advice from a little someone whom I like to call "The Purple Cat"

"The Purple Cat" says: (sort of abbreviated)

• Picking a partner for your relationship is like picking a worker for your company. If it doesn't click after the first two meeting....scrap 'em. 
• You HAVE to use your weapons cautiously. Just like Aunt May in Spider Man, "With great power comes great responsibility" Sex appeal counts as one. Careful!

I have also added some:

• If you can play the game....so can your opponent.
• If their relationship status is empty....they usually are taken.
• If they say they're heart-breakers....they aren't kidding, man!

Side note by the Purple Cat: 

• Owls are fucking scary, man. They eat koalas and shit.
• Cats are apparently adorable....?

So my question becomes.......


Dear God/Some Entity Up There,


Am I doomed? Just please give me a sign.
Thanks.