Black Holes Should Cease to Exist

That's how much it sucks to be me at this moment in time.

Are you punishing me, God/Allah/Muhammed/Almighty-Being-Up-There-Somewhere?? :S

Q: How do I always MANAGE to be/become/stay single around this time of year?

A: We just love messing with you. You'll always be single around this time of year. Marriage? Don't even think about it. A family? As if. Boy toy? He's long gone. Kaput. Poof! Happy, Miss A?

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Happy Valentine's........to you. 

Yes, you.

I still think of you sometimes.

Please buck up and change your mind.

Or PLEASE, FERNANDO TORRES, come save me from this anguish.